Welcome to Tyranny

Tyranny is recruiting all exceptional players for progression in World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth. We are a 14 year-old, 3 day a week premier raiding guild for mature-minded players who want to raid at the highest level but desire a schedule that allows the balance of WoW with non-game commitments.

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      Forums are now in archive mode   09/11/20

      The Tyranny Forums have shifted to read-only.  No new accounts or posts can be created. We now do our communication on Discord.   If you are a retired raider or friend and need access to our Discord server, send a BNet friend request to strife#1977 or email skroesec@live.com and we'll get you access.    

Jakesterwars

Tyranny Raider (Retired)
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  1. So many show girls.

  2. Poop.

    1. Carll

      Carll

      JUST WAIT! it's gonna come in multiple Colors! Remember, FRONT TO BACK!

    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Rub it on your face, freak. 

  3. Skroe wanted me to tell everyone that he said he was a hooker. A very bad one.

    1. Carll

      Carll

      dun dun dun

    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Shut it, Groot. 

  4. Fuck your mother.

    1. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      She's too old for you jake (older than 14). #AlabamaRelationships. 

    2. Eref

      Eref

      #IwastherefirstJake

  5. Skroe, I hope you enjoy my new profile information.

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    2. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      Just jealous of my wording capabilities, Juls.

       

    3. Skroesec
    4. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Why are you still alive?

       

  6. I, for one, love my new avatar.

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    2. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      Don't ask me why or how I found this, but all I have to say is 4chan.

       

    3. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      Skroe is a dirty Mexican too.

       

    4. Skroesec
  7. Skroe needs to learn to not build houses because he is keeping up the neighbors.

  8. One midterm down.. 1 more to go and one programming assignment due Monday..

    1. Skroesec
    2. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      Shut up you.

       

    3. Elethea

      Elethea

      I (surprisingly) do not have midterms in any of my classes! HOORAY!

       

      I also butchered some meat today. You'd have been proud!

  9. I BROKE THE CHAT BOX WITH SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS A SMALL LINK. OH GOD.

  10. Ever thought about what the world would be like if sharks could fly and breathe oxygen?

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    2. Skroesec
    3. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      But Harp, they were just carried around. I mean that they are free flying with ultimate control.

       

    4. Harp

      Harp

      You should revisit that movie then. Their bite accuracy is remarkable.

  11. I hate school. Arij, destroy it.

    1. Dabigman
    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Break your face, Jake.

  12. Sometimes I wonder if Skroe likes to work at Home Depot.

    1. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Dont you have meat to cut?

       

    2. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      I already cut it all.

       

    3. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      I'm going to get you a cleaver with "Meat King" engraved on it for Kwanzaa.

  13. Lots and lots of chicken in Kentucky.

  14. Holy shit work is so dead..

    1. Echo

      Echo

      We are flooding and I'm at my dead werk too. Halp. SoS.

  15. I want a cat, but I'm allergic.

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    2. Calligraphy

      Calligraphy

      Bengals are awesome cats. THey're kind of like dogs in that you can train them and they can be really active.

    3. Warlockjen

      Warlockjen

      i'm allergic but i have a cat anyways. take allergy pills if you can find one that works for you (they are not all the same). just don't get a long hair, they leave their fur EVERYWHERE!

    4. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      I don't want a non-allergenic cat because most of them are meh. I REALLY WANT A FUCKING CORGI BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

       

  16. So guess who woke up 20 minutes before work and realized his work clothes haven't been dried? Yeah.. this guy.

    1. Dreaded

      Dreaded

      you'll just have to improvise

    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Go nude...except for the meat department hat.

       

    3. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      What the fuck Skroe.

       

  17. You so old now.

  18. So when me and David left our friends house we left meatspin playing on his computer screen.

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    2. Ochunks

      Ochunks

      it hit 300 in about 2 minutes... so def in the multiple thousands.

       

    3. Tehstool

      Tehstool

      That's like 2.5 spins a second. 5 hours would be like 45k spins.

    4. Jules