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  1. Jakesterwars

    So many show girls.

  2. Jakesterwars

    Poop.

    1. Carll

      Carll

      JUST WAIT! it's gonna come in multiple Colors! Remember, FRONT TO BACK!

    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Rub it on your face, freak. 

  3. Jakesterwars

    I miss pumpkin pie.

    1. Carll

      Carll

      Live closer, i make a pretty good one....

    2. Carll

      Carll

      image.png

    3. Carll

      Carll

      https://imgur.com/r/wtf/NUyMbbq

  4. Jakesterwars

    Skroe wanted me to tell everyone that he said he was a hooker. A very bad one.

    1. Carll

      Carll

      dun dun dun

    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Shut it, Groot. 

  5. Jakesterwars

    Fuck your mother.

    1. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      She's too old for you jake (older than 14). #AlabamaRelationships. 

    2. Eref

      Eref

      #IwastherefirstJake

  6. Jakesterwars

    Skroe, I hope you enjoy my new profile information.

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    2. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      Just jealous of my wording capabilities, Juls.

       

    3. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Dickhole.

    4. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Why are you still alive?

       

  7. Jakesterwars

    I need to stand on my face.

    1. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      fu

  8. Jakesterwars

    Eref smells.

  9. Jakesterwars

    I, for one, love my new avatar.

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    2. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      Don't ask me why or how I found this, but all I have to say is 4chan.

       

    3. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      Skroe is a dirty Mexican too.

       

    4. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Babe!

  10. Jakesterwars

    Skroe needs to learn to not build houses because he is keeping up the neighbors.

  11. Jakesterwars

    One midterm down.. 1 more to go and one programming assignment due Monday..

    1. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Didn't ask.

    2. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      Shut up you.

       

    3. Elethea

      Elethea

      I (surprisingly) do not have midterms in any of my classes! HOORAY!

       

      I also butchered some meat today. You'd have been proud!

  12. Jakesterwars

    Skroe smells like old cheese.

    1. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      http://imgur.com/gallery/8eZVpGa
  13. Jakesterwars

    I BROKE THE CHAT BOX WITH SOMETHING I THOUGHT WAS A SMALL LINK. OH GOD.

  14. Jakesterwars

    Ever thought about what the world would be like if sharks could fly and breathe oxygen?

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    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Relevant: http://io9.com/what-kind-of-meat-is-human-meat-1511534805

    3. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      But Harp, they were just carried around. I mean that they are free flying with ultimate control.

       

    4. Harp

      Harp

      You should revisit that movie then. Their bite accuracy is remarkable.

  15. Jakesterwars

    ._.

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    2. Harp

      Harp

      You're supposed to make your own not comment in one....pls

    3. Dabigman

      Dabigman

      u pls

    4. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Dammit Jake.

  16. Jakesterwars

    I hate school. Arij, destroy it.

    1. Dabigman

      Dabigman

      canada pls

    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Break your face, Jake.

  17. Jakesterwars

    Sometimes I wonder if Skroe likes to work at Home Depot.

    1. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Dont you have meat to cut?

       

    2. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      I already cut it all.

       

    3. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      I'm going to get you a cleaver with "Meat King" engraved on it for Kwanzaa.

  18. Jakesterwars

    Lots and lots of chicken in Kentucky.

  19. Jakesterwars

    Holy shit work is so dead..

    1. Echo

      Echo

      We are flooding and I'm at my dead werk too. Halp. SoS.

  20. Jakesterwars

    I want a cat, but I'm allergic.

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    2. Calligraphy

      Calligraphy

      Bengals are awesome cats. THey're kind of like dogs in that you can train them and they can be really active.

    3. Warlockjen

      Warlockjen

      i'm allergic but i have a cat anyways. take allergy pills if you can find one that works for you (they are not all the same). just don't get a long hair, they leave their fur EVERYWHERE!

    4. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      I don't want a non-allergenic cat because most of them are meh. I REALLY WANT A FUCKING CORGI BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

       

  21. Jakesterwars

    So guess who woke up 20 minutes before work and realized his work clothes haven't been dried? Yeah.. this guy.

    1. Dreaded

      Dreaded

      you'll just have to improvise

    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      Go nude...except for the meat department hat.

       

    3. Jakesterwars

      Jakesterwars

      What the fuck Skroe.

       

  22. Jakesterwars

    You so old now.

  23. Jakesterwars

    Oh dear fucking god. http://i.imgur.com/hZBvmaY.jpg

    1. Dabigman

      Dabigman

      wtf jake

    2. Skroesec

      Skroesec

      rofl

  24. Jakesterwars
    http://i.imgur.com/DHnqbVj.png
  25. Jakesterwars

    So when me and David left our friends house we left meatspin playing on his computer screen.

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    2. Ochunks

      Ochunks

      it hit 300 in about 2 minutes... so def in the multiple thousands.

       

    3. Tehstool

      Tehstool

      That's like 2.5 spins a second. 5 hours would be like 45k spins.

    4. Jules

      Jules

      lol

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