Introduction/New Applicant

[Caille]

Hello all   I am Caille, well wait, I am not Caille, Caille is a pixelated program that tends to run around sticking things with sharp pointy objects and running off in glee.  I on the other hand, am her handler, as percocious as she is, she can be very endearing, if you don't mind being tortured now and then by off colored jokes and interested quips and comebacks.

I applied to your guild recently, hoping for a perusal of the typing skills (cough, bullshit cough) I have to offer.  I am a 43 year old, no I am not a hag, but I have my bitchy moments that if supplied with the proper caffeine and blowpops are alleviated quickly , woman.  I stay home and pick up after three kids, a couple male wookies and 2 dogs and three cats.  I love to cook in the winter, too hot in the summer, that is for grilling.  I live in Austin Texas and love the eclectic, kinky, quirky, down right weird attitude of the capital city.  I swear it's like someone put a bubble around Austin and told all the old stiff to GTFO fast

Anyway, this is a highlight of me and I hope to hear from you all soon. 

[Foker]

I'm not gonna lie. I read that as "caffeine and blowjobs" But hey if blowjobs alleviate your stress that's +1 for your significant other.

[Caille]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, yeah, he's not one to complain that is for sure.  Let's just say, I'm his stress relief, LOL.  He applied as well I believe.  Priest, so if you can't find me, you know what's under his robes   LOL

[Exversion]

My introduction has a screenshot, therefore, it is superior.